This popped up on my FB memories and I had to share it with all of ‘yall, considering how TFG is currently in the news again. Enjoy.
Yesterday on Twitter, Lou Diamond Phillips tweeted to Randy Rainbow that he hoped Randy would do something savage about the Comey hearing to the tune of “Let It Go.” Since I can’t pass up a musical parody cue, I grabbed it and ran with it. You’re welcome.
“Let It Blow”
The pols sit tight in committee tonight,
While the Cheeto thumbs a tweet.
A swampland with links to Russia,
Yeah, Vlad had it pretty sweet.
But then Don fired me,
and trashed me to my peeps.
Testify? Oh yeah.
This shit’s getting deep.
You know about Sessions and Flynn?
Don’s in it up to his double chin.
Back channels, servers, hacks, you’ll see.
Then there’s the pee.
Let it blow
Let it blow
Won’t cover up anymore.
Let it blow
Let it blow
If you think this is bad, there’s more.
I don’t care
What Trump’s gonna say.
Imma tell the truth.
I didn’t want another scoop anyway.
It’s funny how some distance
Makes Donny’s grip look small.
And the rules that once constrained me
Can’t stop me now at all.
It’s time to spill all that I know.
I’ll give the senators a show.
You want the facts? I’ll tell ‘em all.
He’ll fall.
Let it blow
Let it blow
He wanted me to back down.
Let it blow
Let it blow
Kiss my ass, you sad orange clown.
Swear me in,
And hear my tale.
Imma make my case.
*musical interlude*
Look up the definition
of obstruction, please.
He tried to get me to submit
to all his dumb decrees.
And though I’m out,
I can still throw my weight around.
No matter what it takes,
The Donald’s going down.
Let it blow
Let it blow
I am one with Old Glory now.
Let it blow
Let it blow
Jim Comey’s making a vow.
I don’t care
If Don pops a vein.
Imma tell the truth
And laugh as his empire goes down the drain.