Oh, God, this weather blows donkey dicks. Really hot weather is bad enough in June—really hot weather that has 50% or high humidity? It’s like walking into the world’s biggest sauna, except that there’s no nice smell of eucalyptus and you have to keep your clothes on, which rapidly become sodden with sweat.

We’re supposed to get a break later on in the week where the temps will be merely in the low nineties, and then it goes triple digits for a full week. It’ll be interesting to see if Anita Gigawatt (what we call the electricity grid down here in Texas since giving something a drag queen name is the only way to get lawmakers to pay attention to it) can live up to the call for power.