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And Just Like that, I’m Back

10 Monday Jul 2023

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Sorry about that—between trying to get various things on the business side done and then coming down with what I assume was a viral sinus infection that knocked me on my ass, I have been well and truly out of it for the last couple of weeks. In fact the only think I really had to spoons to do last week was finish formatting all of Nic’s titles that I’d taken out of KU and publish them wide. That was finished on 7/7/23, much to my immense relief.

Once all that was done we had some astounding temperate weather over the weekend so I just kinda relaxed and enjoyed not living in an oven while catching up on the latest episode of And Just Like That (don’t @ me, I loved Sex and the City when it was on and I’m actually watching old eps in parallel with AJLT). It never ceases to amaze me that for a woman who wrote a column about sex, Carrie Bradshaw is astoundingly uncomfortable when it comes to actually talking about it. But hey, her dresses are nice, and I like the additional characters they added to be the Original Three’s new friends. And to be honest I would pay to watch Sara Ramirez read the phone book, they’re just that good.

Welp, It’s Official

23 Friday Jun 2023

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I’ve now claimed belaurientpress.com as a domain and redirected it to the Belaurient Press page here. That was necessary because I *ta da* now have a business PayPal account and need to add a business URL in the settings.

I don’t know if I’m going to bother with setting up an actual individual website for Belaurient Press—it’s only my books, Nicola’s books, and the anthos for my writer’s group so a whole separate website seems like overkill. But it’s all another step towards becoming my ultimate small businesswoman self and taking over the world, muwahahahahahaha.

More importantly, now that I have my business PayPal account I can start adding purchase links for all my/Nicola’s print books (I can sell ebooks as well because I have a BookSprout account but I need to do more research into how to fulfill ebook sales) as well as the Belaurient Arts jewelry. Now all I have to do is start recording the audiobooks and set up my Patreon and I’ll be well away.

Whoa

22 Thursday Jun 2023

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It is amazing, how much better you feel after a good night’s sleep. I actually want to work and don’t want the world to explode anymore.

Which is good because I have mondo work ahead of me today. I already finished formatting and uploading a Nicola novel and short story to the ‘Zon, Smashwords, and Google Play, and I need to start formatting another novel while working on a new Vella episode to upload tonight. In between all that I have to run to the store and get some stuff for dinner tonight, and I really need to sweep and vacuum the ground floor (since we’re not under an extreme heat warning I can use a large appliance during the day) and see about cleaning the downstairs bathroom. If I’m a very good girl and get all of my work done, I can play with a really cool wire wrapping pattern for a star pendant (or earrings, since these cabs are somewhat small).

And in future events news we have tickets to go see Suzy (née Eddie) Izzard in November! I am so happy!

Wednesday Whee

21 Wednesday Jun 2023

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When it’s 89°F out but the humidity is 72% and you have a heat index of 107°F, yeah, you might need to sit down with some water after going to the store.

So what did I do? I baked. Because 1) I’m stupid and 2) I was desperately craving something sweet, hadn’t gotten anything while I was at the store, and wasn’t going back out there. But I did have Frosted Cinnamon Roll Baking Truffles in the freezer and all the makings for cookies.

So we now have Ultimate Snickerdoodles in the house, and I have had one (and yes, they really are amazing). That’s all I wanted. The rest are hidden so that He Who Should Not Be Eating Lots of Sugar won’t binge on them. I’m putting four out a day in the cookie jar, two for him and two for me. That should be sufficient.

It’s Hot and Wet in the Jungle

20 Tuesday Jun 2023

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Oh, God, this weather blows donkey dicks. Really hot weather is bad enough in June—really hot weather that has 50% or high humidity? It’s like walking into the world’s biggest sauna, except that there’s no nice smell of eucalyptus and you have to keep your clothes on, which rapidly become sodden with sweat.

We’re supposed to get a break later on in the week where the temps will be merely in the low nineties, and then it goes triple digits for a full week. It’ll be interesting to see if Anita Gigawatt (what we call the electricity grid down here in Texas since giving something a drag queen name is the only way to get lawmakers to pay attention to it) can live up to the call for power.

I Am Considering Something

19 Monday Jun 2023

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As you know, Bob, in addition to writing SF as Melanie Fletcher I also write SF/fantasy/paranormal romance as Nicola M. Cameron. A number of years ago I wrote a SF romance called Degree of Resistance wearing my Nicola hat. It was supposed to be the first novel in an SF romance series I called Pacifica Rising—post-apocalyptic with high-tech dystopian notes, kind of Westworld meets Mad Max.

Except that the book did not sell well at all. Got great reviews, mind you, but it doesn’t fit either the classic SF romance genre (woman falls in love with OTT masculine and protective alien/clone/lab-developed life form, gets railed, they’re torn apart, fight their way back to each other, HEA) or the post-apocalyptic romance genre (against a gritty hellscape of zombies/blood gangs/brutal militia/et al two people—or more, you never know—must fight to survive while they fall in love, are torn apart by Events, fight their way back to each other, HEA).

Instead, Degree follows a cybertech living in the Pacifica Protectorate after the fall of the United States who loses her Defense Forces fiancé when he dies in a crash. Ten years later, she learns that he didn’t die after all, but had stumbled upon a top-secret project of the protectorate and was converted into a mind-controlled cyborg by a sadistic commander to keep him useful and in line (it turns out that there are other reasons for this later in the series). The cybertech now has to rescue him with the help of a shadowy resistance organization—but they have their own demands. And she has no guarantee that her former fiancé will even recognize her anymore.

You see how that doesn’t fit very easily into SF romance tropes. The book had an HEA, but I think I really threw off readers who wanted a romance about a woman getting railed by a cyborg with all the in-depth worldbuilding, tech, and suspense. One of my writing group partners did the editing on the book and told me bluntly that it read more like a Melanie book than a Nicola book precisely because of that.

So I sighed, shunted the series into the back of my mind and continued to work on Nicola’s more successful series. But it occurred to me today that if Degree of Resistance reads more like a Melanie book, then maybe Melanie should write the rest of the series. I already have the series arc roughed out, and while there will be romance in each of the books there’s also going to be a lot of tech, political plots, development of a futuristic world, and everything that SF readers like.

I mean, hey, SF readers enjoyed Lois McMaster Bujold’s A Civil Campaign, Captain Vorpatril’s Alliance, and Gentleman Jole and the Red Queen, and all three of those books could be classified as SF romance. The ground’s already been broken—I don’t see why I shouldn’t take advantage of that.

 

Feeling Moderately Better

18 Sunday Jun 2023

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At least I’m upright and in good enough condition to sweep the downstairs, wash soiled litter collection mats and the Bachelorette Pad tray, wipe down the kitchen counters, do a load of laundry, and prep an episode for release on Kindle Vella tomorrow.

On the plus side Lyndon brought back curry for dinner yesterday so I have a lovely lunch waiting for me when I get hungry. We lucked out—we used to go to this place in Richardson that was on his way home from work years ago, but nowadays it’s one hell of a hike just to get some curry. Lyndon found a place a few blocks from us and we tried them about a month ago and absolutely fell in love with them. They’re Hyderabadi-Indian so they’re a little spicier than we’re used to and they don’t have onion bhajis, but their samosas are divine and their chicken korma is awesome. If this doesn’t kill whatever bugs are coursing through my body, nothing will.

Blargh

17 Saturday Jun 2023

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I am not a well clown so you’re not getting a long post today, sorry. Don’t know what’s going on but I have absolutely no energy and just want to crawl back into bed for the day.

Since I am a grownup living with another grownup and cats who have been fed and watered, I may well do just that. Later, taters.

While My Laptop Gently Updates

16 Friday Jun 2023

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I have a 500 GB backup external drive for my antique 2012 MacBook pro (don’t laugh, it still runs like a champ and I loathed the changes Apple made to the MBP until last year). Like any properly paranoid writer I like to leave the external drive plugged in and Time Machine running. That way, everything can be backed up daily in case of lightning strike, cat pee, or what have you knocking out the laptop.

Except that the backup drive stopped working about a month ago. I would plug it in, it would light up, I’d hear the drive start to run, then boom. Nothing. Couldn’t find it as an external drive or anything.

As I’ve been what you might call “busy” for the last month I kept thinking, “Yeah, I really need to take the backup drive to Lyndon and have him troubleshoot it, see if he can get it working again.” And five minutes later an emergency would erupt and the thought would go clear out of my mind for days on end. My laptop, bless its heart, kept putting up reminder messages that I hadn’t backed it up for X amount of days and I really should do that, I’d remember that I needed to ask Lyndon to look at the backup drive, and yet another emergency would crop up and I’d promptly forget about it.

Until today, when I was browsing through a friend’s FB page and she mentioned that she was having problems with her MacBook Air. A number of people offered helpful advice, chief among them, “Back up the machine and take it to a Genius Bar.”

Which reminded me that gosh, I really really really needed to have Lyndon take a look at the backup drive. And then I thought, “Well, hell, I’m a capable techy woman and he’s sleeping right now—why don’t I take a look at it myself?”

So I did. Opened up the case—the connection between the drive proper and the plug was a little loose. Tightened that up, plugged it in … nothing.

While it was connected I opened Disk Utility to see if it could find the drive. Boom, it could, which meant that the mechanics of the drive were functional. I ran First Aid and found out that some of the settings had gotten embuggered in a way that couldn’t be repaired.

I thought about it, decided that there was nothing on the drive that I couldn’t live without, and erased and reformatted it. Set it up as the Time Machine drive for the laptop, told Time Machine to do its thing and voila. Everything is backing up again properly. Techy Woman Skills FTW.

What Is It With The Compression Sock Ads?

15 Thursday Jun 2023

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As you know, Bob, I like to use compression socks if I’m going to be sitting for a significant length of time while working. They’re comfy, stop my legs from swelling up, take extra strain off my heart, and now come in some really cool colors and designs.

Except. I am now SWAMPED with ads on Facebook and in email for compression socks. People, I can only wear one pair a day, I have four pairs which are washed regularly, I do not NEED any more compression socks and if I do I shall go to my original seller and buy them there (because they have super cute patterns and the socks fit me well).

Now, I thought this was simply a matter of my email addy being sold to other purveyors of compression socks, which sucks but is par for the course these days. Until I started hearing from other friends that THEY were getting swamped with ads for these socks as well and they hadn’t purchased any. I don’t know if it’s just everyone in Gen X getting hit with the AARP package of ads, or there’s a huge glut of compression socks in China and they’re desperate to sell them to fat old Americans, but it’s getting to the point where I may create a rule in my mail app to automatically delete any email with ‘compression sock’ in the subject line.

I understand the need to promote your stuff, I do. But there is such a thing as market saturation and compression socks are rapidly reaching that point.

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