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Grr…

14 Wednesday Jun 2023

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Since the big hailstorm last week we’ve been getting door-to-door roofers knocking on the door daily to ask if our roof has been inspected (we checked, everything looks good and we don’t have leaks, and if any do pop up we’ll call the roofing company that installed the roof in 2012). It’s to the point where I don’t bother answering the doorbell anymore.

Except that apparently today’s roofing company rep decided that if he rang the doorbell and knocked and there was no response, he should continue to knock until someone came to the door. I was upstairs hip-deep in a scene when I heard the doorbell and ignored it. Then heard the knock and ignored it. A good minute later I heard another knock and stormed downstairs with the wrath of an author disturbed. I’m afraid I opened the door, glared at him as he said, “Hello, ma’am—” snapped that we weren’t interested and closed the door forcefully. I don’t like being rude but dude, read the lack of response.

What I wanted to do was put up a No Soliciting sign after that, but apparently Plano changed their rules last year and those won’t stop someone from knocking on your door (the solicitor can claim that they’re not soliciting, they just want to tell you all about their church/service/what have you). I need to put up a sign that says NO TRESPASSING (unless you’re a Girl Scout, Boy Scout, or under 16 and selling something for your school). That should work.

The Daily Grind

13 Tuesday Jun 2023

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Due to a minor financial crunch I’m sticking to a strict budget for the week and staying away from most stores (I’ve done a stock-up at the supermarket and that will last us until Friday).

Unfortunately, that leaves me in the house with a whole lot to do and not a lot of opportunities for breaks. On one hand, yeah, that’s good because I kinda have to get all the things done (quite apart from the writing and indie publishing work, there’s all the cleaning, cooking, and other adulting tasks that are part of my daily life).

On the other hand, it really helps my mental health to get out of the house occasionally, which makes store runs great. Why do I need to get out of the house? Mainly because I need a change of scenery as much as anyone. And because while I love the J Crew, I do need the occasional break from being Mom and grooming them/petting them/feeding them/playing with them/et al. They aren’t happy when I go into my office and close the door, and lately Jeremy has been planting his big orange butt outside my door and yowling plaintively until I give up and let him in. Adorable as they are, actually leaving the house proper gives me some very necessary space from their feline needs.

And before you say, “Go for a walk” allow me to remind you that it’s something like 90% humidity and temps in in 90s here right now and yeah, this fat woman does not want to keel over in the middle of the sidewalk from heat stroke, thank you very much. Plus I’m already getting my steps in with my treadmill.

I think I may re-institute something Lyndon and I used to do during the height of the pandemic—when the cabin fever got really bad we’d go out for a long drive and just wander around Plano, Richardson, and north Dallas. Couldn’t hurt, and maybe I’ll find some new and interesting stores for when I have money again.

Stupid Mosquitos

12 Monday Jun 2023

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Well, that was entertaining. We had quite the loud storm roll through around 4 AM. Neither Lyndon nor I could sleep through it so he went into his office to do a little work while I kept the J Crew company and reassured them that they were safe and the sky was just growling.

Net result: no damage, no hail, some welcome rain but that was about it. Unfortunately, in the process of opening the door to check on things I must have let some mosquitos in because man, I have been bitten in at least six places, all on my right thigh and, ahem, bikini area. I don’t even know how the hell the mosquitos ACCESSED that spot, but they did. Luckily we have a really great anti-itch gel but still, not the most enjoyable area for skeeter bites.

in closing, isn’t the following brilliant? Credit to JohnBeLucky on Reddit:

Watching The Skies (And The Oldies)

11 Sunday Jun 2023

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We were supposed to get thunderstorms this evening, then it was changed to tomorrow. About an hour ago the sky got Very Interesting and I moved the truck behind the garage (car’s already in the garage). Tornado siren’s gone off once, most likely due to the tornado in Lewisville, and I’m keeping an eye on radar for round two which should hit us in a half hour or so.

Could be so much worse—looks like Richardson and south Dallas got hammered. Late spring in Texas, whee!

In the meantime I decided I also wanted to relax a bit, so I watched the theatrical release version of EARTHQUAKE on Netflix. Up until now the only version I’d ever seen was the one edited for TV. The animated blood zooming out at the screen when an elevator plummets to the bottom of its shaft was particularly hilarious. Equally hilarious was the idea that Lorne Greene (born in 1915) could play the father of Ava Gardner (born in 1922). I understand the need for suspension of disbelief, but that stretched it to the snapping point. Also, if someone could explain why Geneviève Bujold was hired as the young widowed love interest I would really appreciate it.

A Blast From the Past, Part Whatever

10 Saturday Jun 2023

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This popped up on my FB memories and I had to share it with all of ‘yall, considering how TFG is currently in the news again. Enjoy.

Yesterday on Twitter, Lou Diamond Phillips tweeted to Randy Rainbow that he hoped Randy would do something savage about the Comey hearing to the tune of “Let It Go.” Since I can’t pass up a musical parody cue, I grabbed it and ran with it. You’re welcome.

“Let It Blow”

The pols sit tight in committee tonight,
While the Cheeto thumbs a tweet.
A swampland with links to Russia,
Yeah, Vlad had it pretty sweet.
But then Don fired me,
and trashed me to my peeps.
Testify? Oh yeah.
This shit’s getting deep.
You know about Sessions and Flynn?
Don’s in it up to his double chin.
Back channels, servers, hacks, you’ll see.
Then there’s the pee.
Let it blow
Let it blow
Won’t cover up anymore.
Let it blow
Let it blow
If you think this is bad, there’s more.
I don’t care
What Trump’s gonna say.
Imma tell the truth.
I didn’t want another scoop anyway.
It’s funny how some distance
Makes Donny’s grip look small.
And the rules that once constrained me
Can’t stop me now at all.
It’s time to spill all that I know.
I’ll give the senators a show.
You want the facts? I’ll tell ‘em all.
He’ll fall.
Let it blow
Let it blow
He wanted me to back down.
Let it blow
Let it blow
Kiss my ass, you sad orange clown.
Swear me in,
And hear my tale.
Imma make my case.
*musical interlude*
Look up the definition
of obstruction, please.
He tried to get me to submit
to all his dumb decrees.
And though I’m out,
I can still throw my weight around.
No matter what it takes,
The Donald’s going down.
Let it blow
Let it blow
I am one with Old Glory now.
Let it blow
Let it blow
Jim Comey’s making a vow.
I don’t care
If Don pops a vein.
Imma tell the truth
And laugh as his empire goes down the drain.

Looking Forward to the Weekend

09 Friday Jun 2023

Posted by Melanie Fletcher in Personal, Small Business

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And before you say, “Hey, Mel, you work for yourself and set your own hours—why do you care if it’s the weekend?” you must remember that I regularly work 60 hour weeks as the owner of my own business and having two days where I can occasionally force my brain into taking a break is a Good Thing.

Not that I’ll be taking much of a break this weekend, though. I need to clean the bathrooms, vacuum my office, file a bunch of paperwork, and start working up a list of packaging costs (buying boxes, decorating them, and actual shipping costs) for any printed books I sell from the website.

Not to mention that my office closet keeps singing its siren song to me, begging me to pull everything out of it and clean/reorganize it. That in itself will easily eat up a full day, but it would allow me to put a lot of stuff away in a much more logical fashion and open up more room in my office proper. *sigh* Decisions…

Indictment Eve

08 Thursday Jun 2023

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Yeah, yeah, I know I’m supposed to be apolitical and all that, but today’s news does amuse me greatly, and the Supreme Court telling Alabama to redraw their election map to put back a district that is primarily Black is frankly astounding. I also think that somewhere in the afterlife a very uncomfortable intake interview is being conducted, which is well and truly deserved.

I’m currently prepping a Nic episode to be posted on Vella, and after that I need to continue formatting books and putting them wide. Which all should have been done earlier but Life™ has a habit of getting in the way. At least it’s happening, which is something.

Man, This Week Is Flying By

07 Wednesday Jun 2023

Posted by Melanie Fletcher in Books, Small Business

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Monday was spent trying to recover from that crappy night of pain and no sleep so I wasn’t able to get all the things done that day.

Instead, I went into my bank yesterday and opened a business checking and savings account. The nice thing is that I can access everything online (I’m kind of a fiend for keeping track of my money online), and now that I have those I can go ahead and get the business PayPal account set up. Once that’s done, tra la, I can finally start selling stuff from the website.

I also have a fun business project to tackle—coming up with a pretty design for book boxes. Romance readers in particular really dig having a pretty book box with swag when they order signed copies from an author, and since I have access to Lyndon’s Silhouette I can design and cut out adhesive vinyl stickers that I can put on a box and make it gorgeous. Yeah, there are companies that will do this for you but 1) that costs money I don’t have, and 2) once I get the design finished I can produce a stack of boxes over a Saturday and have them at hand for shipping printed copies of my books.

Onward!

A Little Better

06 Tuesday Jun 2023

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There’s been some improvement on the leg pain, and I’ve found a really weird position that will stop the knee from throbbing and let me let at least a couple hours of sleep, so I’ve got that going for me. Plus I’m wearing my compression socks, which adds another layer of comfort.

If this continues for much longer, however, I’m going back into my surgeon and ask that we start the gel injections that will be a holding action on the left knee until it gets replaced (and it will need to be replaced—it’s already bone-on-bone—but we both would like to hold off until I’m in my sixties to do that). I’ve been hoping that I wouldn’t have to do that for a couple of years, but apparently with my right knee being so much better and giving me such an increase in mobility it has ironically increased the wear and tear on my left knee.

Poor Lyndon keeps asking me how I’m doing and if there’s anything he can do to help. It’s good to have someone like that as your spouse.

Not The Greatest of Days

05 Monday Jun 2023

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Every so often I’ll get a touch of sciatica—essentially, something in my lower back is getting compressed and it sends shooting pains down my left leg. I also have an issue with the left hip where something is getting compressed and it’s sending pain diagonally across the hip and pulling on something on the inner side of my left knee.

All of which is to say that I had a truly shitty night last night because my left knee kept throbbing like a rotten tooth no matter what position I slept in and absolutely nothing I had in the house was touching the pain. Luckily I already know what the cure for this is—I need to get up and walk more. I’ve been a bad girl and skipping my treadmill time and this is my punishment for it.

So as of today I’ll start hitting the treadmill daily because I would really like this compression to relax and let me sleep. There’s no way to put a standing desk in my office (and frankly that would cause me more pain as well) but I’m going to set an hourly alarm that will remind me to get up and move around for five minutes, which will also help.

Getting old is not for wimps, that’s a damned fact.

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