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~ Mutterings of a Tired Mind

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An Unexpected Boon

11 Tuesday Apr 2023

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I hate vaguebooking, I really do, and I apologize for not going into details but I don’t want to do that until I know more. Suffice it to say that my friend T did me a solidly good turn today with something and I’m eager to see how it turns out. I’ll give more details as I get them, but for now please think good thoughts for me!

In other news, guess who’s getting her hairs did tomorrow? Lord, I want this mop cut back to just above shoulder length (I haven’t had a salon haircut since 2019—during the pandemic I cut it once myself and my sister trimmed it the last time she came out to visit) and I cannot wait to get all this weight off my head. You have no idea how flipping heavy hair is until it’s gone.

And finally, I made the most wonderful discovery yesterday. I have loved Oscar Meyer liver sausage since I was a kid. As long as it was perfectly fresh (once it started oxidizing it got yucky) it was delicious and with a dill pickle and some potato chips it was my meal of choice.

In the last few years, unfortunately, it has gotten harder and harder to find the Oscar Meyer brand. I’ve tried other liver sausage/braunschweigers and they just don’t taste right. I’d resigned myself to never having it again until my friend Esther Friesner asked a question on Facebook about memorable childhood food favorites and it got me to thinking.

One Google search later and it turns out that—ta-da—H-E-B carries Oscar Meyer braunschweiger. We now have a tube of it in the fridge and two in the freezer for future enjoyment, yay!

Crap, It’s Monday. Again.

10 Monday Apr 2023

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Closing in on finishing Throw Quilt #2—I’ve got it sandwiched and basted, and now I just have to get it quilted which should only take two days or so. With any lucky I’ll have that done and the edges bound by Wednesday night, then I can get both quilts in the mail to their new owner.

In the meantime I’m also trying to get various writing projects done, I keep looking at our desolate back yard and want to get bags of dirt spread on the hard clay in order to promote some grass growth, and I continue to get various long-standing tasks tackled around here—namely, I finally hit the window seat cushion from my office with My Pet Peed (I can only assume Jasmine got trapped on it by Jeremy and she fear pees, so it’s been sitting in the garage for the last couple of months until I could get some MPP). Once that did its job I took the cushion out to the back yard and gave it a good wash. It’s currently drying in the sun, and when that’s finished I’ll sew on some buttons that have fallen off and reinstall it in my office window. I may even take another crack at installing the blinds for that window, now that I can stand for long periods of time without wanting to cut off my right knee.

I may only be inching ahead when it comes to cleaning this place and getting it organized, but I am inching. Any forward progress is a win.

So, Lyndon Had a Dream

09 Sunday Apr 2023

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Last night he dreamed that he went into his home office and this little half-starved black cat, clearly a street cat, was in there. He said, “How in the world did you manage to get in here?” then added, “You would have to be a black cat, wouldn’t you? Oh, all right—come on, let’s get you fed.”

He opened the office door and the cat shot downstairs towards the kitchen as he wondered how he was going to explain to me that we once again have five cats. As he was telling me this I reflexively shed a couple of tears and replied that while we’re not going to go out looking for one, if a black cat or kitten walks up to us at some point and goes “Mew!” we would of course take it home.

“That’s going to screw up our estate planning, since it’ll probably outlive us,” he pointed out.

“I’m pretty sure I could talk my nephew into taking it,” I replied, “especially if the cat comes with a trust fund to pay for its upkeep. In the meantime, let’s just enjoy the interval of having only four cats.”

He said that made sense. So there you go.

Oh, and a raptor of some sort (we have hawks, vultures, and owls here) must have hit a dove or pigeon because a good ten square feet of our back yard were littered liberally with feathers (the longest ones were dark about halfway down the shafts then turned white, and the down was white). I just raked them up—didn’t find any body parts so I’m guessing those were eaten by the raptor.

The only reason I saw this was that Someone had piddled a bit right at the entrance to the breakfast nook litter box, requiring me to take up the litter-catching mat and bring it outside to hose it down, whereupon I found the murder scene. Floor has been swept and mopped, broom has been hosed down and is drying with the mat outside, and feathers have been deposited in the trash bin.

Happy Easter, everybody!

The Cats Are Losing Weight

08 Saturday Apr 2023

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As you know, Bob, J.J. had been diagnosed in 2017 with kidney disease, and for the next six years we did everything we could to keep weight on him, including making sure there was always kibble in his bowl and feeding him lots and lots of treats, Lick ‘n’ Lap, and other cat dainties. That more than anything is probably what kept him going until the age of twenty-one.

Unfortunately, it also meant that Jeremy, Jessie, and Jemma, who all ate with him in the same spot (Jasmine has her own food bowl on the counter for Skitty Kitty Reasons), got to take advantage of the Never-Ending Buffet and turned into hecking chonks over the years. Jeremy in particular developed a trick where he would loiter around until J.J. had consumed what he wanted of his treats, then come in and hoover up whatever remained.

But because J.J. needed to be able to graze, we couldn’t just feed him separately. Our vet knew this and said that things would resolve themselves once he crossed the Rainbow Bridge. And she turned out to be absolutely right. J.J. lost his interest in treats at the beginning of March so they weren’t put out anymore, and after his death we filled only three bowls with the appropriate amount of kibble for each cat’s weight. That plus a wet food dinner and the occasional treat provided sufficient calories for the Three Chonks but was nowhere near the groaning board they were used to.

We are now on week five of no treats and appropriate kibble amounts, and Jeremy is visibly leaner—he still has a belly but he also has a waist and you can see the indentations of his flanks. The vet wasn’t worried about his weight because he’s such a long cat, but it’s still good to see him get a bit smaller because that will make it easier for him to move around and jump. Jessie is also smaller with a now-visible waist although not quite at the level of her brother, and even Jemma (who we assume became a Chonk because she’s the omega of the group and eats after everyone else is done, so would hoover up whatever she could) is getting a bit lighter.

Of course, Jeremy would like me to know that he is STARVING and we need to feed him immediately. Which might concern me if he didn’t also do this when J.J. was still here. Jessie and Jemma seem to be content with the food level adjustment—Jeremy is just a scrounger at heart.

And please note that of all people I am not fat-shaming my cats or rejoicing that they’re losing weight merely because of the way it makes them look. Their weight was making it harder for them to jump and run around (especially Jessie) and I want them to be able to do that and not have any weight-related pain in their joints. I love these little furheads and want to keep them with me as long as possible, after all.

And Done

07 Friday Apr 2023

Posted by Melanie Fletcher in Arts and Crafts

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After a day of work and at least five old episodes of Pod Is my Copilot listened to while I ran fabric through my sewing machine, Throw Quilt #1 is done. Unfortunately I can’t show you a picture because it’s currently in the dryer, but believe me when I say that it is a thing of beauty.

Of course, Throw Quilt #2 is folded up and nagging me to sandwich it and get it basted. To that I say, “Fie, sirrah. I am tired, my back is aching, and I am not working on you until Monday. You can wait.”

Seeing as these needed to be delivered by May and I’ll have them both finished by next week I don’t feel bad about taking the weekend off. I have a number of things around here that I really need to tackle (number one being the craft room which I can start cleaning and organizing while the Brit is off playing D&D), and besides it’s not good for an old broad like me to spend hours and hours at a sewing machine. That way lies osteoarthritis, deep vein thrombosis, and aching arms from wedging fabric through the short arm of the machine.

Besides, the Brit has polished off the S’mores ice cream (he really, really, REALLY liked it) and I want to make another batch. Plus I need to finish beta reading a project for a good friend. Oh, and I need to do a big food shop. See, I have lots of things to do this weekend that pull me away from the lure of Throw Quilt #2, ha ha hahahahahahahaha…

Sewing, Don’t Bother Me

06 Thursday Apr 2023

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One of the questionable benefits of my mild OCD is that once I lock onto a task I will often stick with it well past the time when I should take a break, or get something to eat, or walk around and let the blood flow back into my feet.

Which is what happened today when I started quilting the throw quilt. I figured since it was a paid commission I’d work on it instead of writing and got started first thing in the morning.

By 7 PM I was blinking dimly at the wall and studying the half-quilted piece in my sewing machine. Now, I did take water and food breaks because Melanie Is Not Stupid (Melanie also wore a respirator because it was throwing up a lot of cotton dust into the air and I do not need particulate pneumonia at my age), and I headed off to the bathroom to pee as necessary so it’s not like I spent ten hours doing nothing but sitting at the machine.

I only spent maybe nine hours doing that. Oof. But this is going to be absolutely lovely when it’s done. And I think I may take the weekend off from sewing and do something that will require me to move around a little more.

Drilling Down

05 Wednesday Apr 2023

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I’ve finished piecing Throw Quilt #2 for a friend who commissioned me to make a set of them, which means I can now start quilting Throw Quilt #1, which was sandwiched last week with batting and backing.

Why didn’t I just finish quilting Throw Quilt #1 before starting on piecing Throw Quilt #2, you ask? Because I use different sewing machine feet for regular sewing and quilting and it requires a screwdriver to switch feet. So yeah, I’m lazy. Easier to keep on the standard presser foot and finish piecing the second top while I sandwiched and basted the first top. But now that all the piecing is done I can grab TC1 and start running it through the machine.

I’ve warned my friend that with a quilt of this size I can’t do anything super fancy—it’s just too hard to wedge that much fabric through the short arm of a standard sewing machine. But she’s perfectly happy with a geometric pattern which I can do with relative ease, so I get to start on that tomorrow. Ideally I’ll have both quilts done by next week and off to her, after which I think I’m going to take a break from sewing for awhile (I’ve been sewing almost every night for the past four months) and focus on finishing some of my knitting and crochet projects instead while I catch up on all the Marvel movies and series I haven’t watched yet. I mean, hey, we’re paying for Disney+—I may as well take advantage of it.

And Lo, The Temps Have Begun To Drop Again

04 Tuesday Apr 2023

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Causing my sinuses to kick up a merry stink about big masses of air moving past each other, but hey, what else is new? That being said, I’m looking forward to the cooler temps for the rest of the week because it’s probably the last relatively cool weather we’ll have for spring. Temps next week are supposed to be in the 70s/80s, which means I’ll have to start running the upstairs A/C for the 80s days. I’m trying to give our downstairs unit as much of a break as I can before we need to start running it since it is Olde™ and the A/C was horrified at the sound it made when he was out here checking the systems. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it always made that kind of noise, being an old two-blade fan type.

In other news I have Plans for the weekend while the Brit is off playing D&D—I’m going to start cleaning and organizing the craft room, which is where he is currently working on some ancient computer prototype. I won’t go anywhere near his table, but there are a slew of computer monitors/cases/etc. that are strewn around the room and I can store them more effectively in or on top of the storage units we have in there. I would also like to get access to my worktable, the storage shelves that have my fabric, and my storage units. And yes, I could ask him to clean it, and he would say, “Yup, sure, pet, sometime this weekend or week” and promptly forget about it until I remind him again, at which point he will promise that he will get to it as soon as he can … and never will.

And I’m not upset about this at all. His brain just isn’t wired to see mess the way mine is. I understand this, accept it, and therefore I will clean and organize the room around his current work area because as part of my Finish All The Projects 2023 objective I would really like to finish the dollhouse that has been sitting there for the last decade.

It’s Not Supposed To Be 90°F in April

03 Monday Apr 2023

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Oof. It’s a temporary thing—the temps tomorrow will be down in the low 80s, and will drop further into the 60s/70s for the rest of the week with some rain thrown in for good measure. But I had to turn the upstairs AC on today just so that we didn’t roast in our offices.

I also went out to water the garden (dunno why, it got an absolutely thorough soaking on Sunday but I like to check on the new lantana and see how it’s doing) and found two gouges in the mulch of the memorial corner. To be blunt, I’m guessing that certain smells are coming up through the dirt and any local carrion eaters (and we do have them) are trying to get at the source. Unfortunately for them, the source is buried a good two feet below the surface and has a big whacking azalea planted on top so they’re SOL. So I patted the mulch back into the gouges and I’ll keep an eye on it over the next few days. While I like the idea of J.J.’s body gently decomposing and feeding the azalea bush and the surrounding greenery, I don’t want some damned vulture trying to dig him up as a snack. I do have a perfectly good carbon steel and properly sharpened gladius and I’m not afraid to use it.

Apparently Today’s Our Turn

02 Sunday Apr 2023

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A big mass of warm air just moved into the clavicle of Texas and we’re supposed to get storms starting around 4:00 PM with the threat of strong winds, large hail, and tornadoes, some of them major ones according to the Weather Channel. Whee. Looks like I’ll be running to the store once I post this for food, then putting the car in the garage and parking Lyndon’s truck behind it (if weather comes from the west, as it is today, the house and garage provide some protection. There’s too much stuff in there to park both vehicles, unfortunately).

Worse, everything is going to head straight into Arkansas after this, not that Arkansas needs any more crappy weather. And more is supposed to come next week. Fabulous. So how is your Sunday shaping up?

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