There is something massively unfair in the fact that I am one month and some change away from being officially in menopause, and I’m still getting PMS. Breakouts, a craving for sugar, lowered pain tolerance, swelling, heightened irritation, the works.
And I know why—my encysted ovaries are occasionally popping off a cysted egg, which degenerates and creates the hormones and other chemicals that triggers the PMS, thank you SO VERY MUCH PCOS. I’m just grateful that my uterus is staying out of this.
So I warned Lyndon that I probably won’t be in the best of moods for the next day or so and that I’d stay out of his way, and if I did get snappish it wasn’t him, it was me. Of course, this is also CATWATCH 2023: Day Four and J.J. not only pooped all by himself on his bedding, he pooped and peed on the big cat bed in the library. This required me to toss the bed in the yard and hose it down (I think I may be able to put it in the washing machine but it’ll require something to balance it during the spin cycle), wipe down and disinfect the floor, then haul the Elderly Gentleman into the bathroom for a full-on sink bath where I could wash the sticky poop out of his tail and undercarriage.
Considering that I was scared he wouldn’t be able to poop on his own anymore, I’m just grateful that he’s still able to do it and I don’t have to give him any enemas for the foreseeable future (although the medical-grade ones did arrive today). If we can just get him to poop on the pee pads or in the litter box, my life will be complete.
And now, if you’ll excuse me I need a shower and a large rum and coke.
J.J. had a lot of water this morning, two tbsp of Fancy Feast kibble, and a skosh over 100 ml of sub-q fluid, at which point he got super wiggly and wanted down, please.
I’m not feeling all that great today (body aches, intermittent fever, and slight dizziness due to clogged ears—no head or chest congestion/coughing, though, and the COVID test was negative so it’s most likely an allergic reaction to all the tree sex out there), J.J. is definitely not doing all that well, and I just kinda want to crawl into bed and sleep. Or cry.
About a month or so ago our ancient treadmill conked out, much to my dismay but not to my surprise (it was at least 17 years old and the picture above was taken when we were still in the apartment). Since replacing it was simply not in the budget at this time and even a new motor would require saving up for a few month I’ve been making do with walking around the house in laps (I’ve gone outside a couple of times when the weather is nice). But spoiled first worlder that I am, I really missed my virtual walks through Vegas, New Orleans, London, et al on my iPad while I walked on the treadmill.
There’s nothing quite as special as climbing into a perfectly clean bed that smells great, snuggling down to sleep … and suddenly your brain treats you to a 3-D presentation on all the things that could go disastrously wrong in the near future.
We’re catching just the very southernmost edge of Winter Storm Olive (and I am grateful for small favors), but now that I am a Woman of a Certain Age I can most definitely feel weather changes come in a few days before they hit. Quite apart from all my joints aching (still managed to wash the bedding and clear out the dead lantana from two flower beds, though, so go me), I’m just so bloody tired at the moment. I asked the Brit if we could forage for dinner tonight and he kindly went out and brought in a cooked chicken from the store, and I almost nodded off downstairs a couple of minutes ago. If my duvet wasn’t still in the dryer I think I’d give up and go to sleep right now.
Much to my surprise I got a text from the accountant this morning saying that the tax return was ready and I could go back out there to sign it and pay for the service. So I did, which completes my scheduled road trips out to the back of beyond.
To be honest, there were no grand romantic gestures here, but neither of us were in the mood for such gestures, nor do we need them. The Brit and I are ridiculously affectionate all year round so we don’t need an official day for those kind of activities. Also, flowers need to be put out of range of the J Crew which is problematic, and we already had chocolates. *shrug*
Mrgh. I got all of the numbers crunched for the taxes so as soon as we get Lyndon’s W2 I can fill out the accountant’s worksheet and run everything out to their office. Actually, I should have him log on and see if he can download a copy since we should have received it by now.