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Melanie Fletcher

~ Mutterings of a Tired Mind

Melanie Fletcher

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Why, Ovaries? Why?

11 Saturday Mar 2023

Posted by Melanie Fletcher in Cats, Personal

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There is something massively unfair in the fact that I am one month and some change away from being officially in menopause, and I’m still getting PMS. Breakouts, a craving for sugar, lowered pain tolerance, swelling, heightened irritation, the works.

And I know why—my encysted ovaries are occasionally popping off a cysted egg, which degenerates and creates the hormones and other chemicals that triggers the PMS, thank you SO VERY MUCH PCOS. I’m just grateful that my uterus is staying out of this.

So I warned Lyndon that I probably won’t be in the best of moods for the next day or so and that I’d stay out of his way, and if I did get snappish it wasn’t him, it was me. Of course, this is also CATWATCH 2023: Day Four and J.J. not only pooped all by himself on his bedding, he pooped and peed on the big cat bed in the library. This required me to toss the bed in the yard and hose it down (I think I may be able to put it in the washing machine but it’ll require something to balance it during the spin cycle), wipe down and disinfect the floor, then haul the Elderly Gentleman into the bathroom for a full-on sink bath where I could wash the sticky poop out of his tail and undercarriage.

Considering that I was scared he wouldn’t be able to poop on his own anymore, I’m just grateful that he’s still able to do it and I don’t have to give him any enemas for the foreseeable future (although the medical-grade ones did arrive today). If we can just get him to poop on the pee pads or in the litter box, my life will be complete.

And now, if you’ll excuse me I need a shower and a large rum and coke.

CATWATCH 2023: Day Two

09 Thursday Mar 2023

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J.J. had a lot of water this morning, two tbsp of Fancy Feast kibble, and a skosh over 100 ml of sub-q fluid, at which point he got super wiggly and wanted down, please.

Curious, I unhooked him and carefully put him on the carpet. He staggered about six feet, then fell over. I grabbed a tea towel and put it around him like a sling then let him guide me where he wanted to go.

The food bowls. Message received. He wasn’t happy with the usual mix so I put him back on the couch and gave him another tbsp of Fancy Feast and another drink of water, after which he passed out hard for four hours, which is unsurprising considering that he just did his first session of PT, essentially.

He woke up about ten minutes ago and polished off another tbsp of Fancy Feast followed with water. More importantly, he rolled onto his side under his own power so that I could stick the bowls under his mouth instead of having to hold them for him, and now he’s looking out the window at the rain and digesting. I’m considering this time to be a gift—as long as he’s comfortable and happy, that’s all that matters.

In other amusing news we got a tube of lube (get your mind out of the gutter, that’s my reserved table) for the treadmill and I spent about ten minutes loosening the belt, cleaning off the old lube on the deck with paper towels, re-greasing the deck, retightening everything and then walking on the running treadmill for a bit to spread the lube around.

One of the interesting things I found while cleaning the deck: a long black vibrissae, aka a cat whisker. Jeremy, Jasmine, and Jessica are clear because their whiskers are white and J.J. still has some black whiskers but doesn’t go anywhere near the treadmill anymore. I’m guessing this is a Jemma whisker since she likes to nap on the deck. Silly tortie.

Today Has Not Been The Greatest

04 Saturday Mar 2023

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I’m not feeling all that great today (body aches, intermittent fever, and slight dizziness due to clogged ears—no head or chest congestion/coughing, though, and the COVID test was negative so it’s most likely an allergic reaction to all the tree sex out there), J.J. is definitely not doing all that well, and I just kinda want to crawl into bed and sleep. Or cry.

But I can’t because I have an elderly cat to tend to, so I got up and washed his bedding, washed him, popped him with some sub-q, held a bowl so that he could slurp up some water (one thing that hasn’t changed—this cat loves water and will drink at any opportunity), tried to get him to eat something (no dice on that front), then propped him up where he could see me while I did dishes. I keep wondering if this is it and he’s reached the end, but he still tries to get up on his own, still loves drinking water, and his tail flicks like a metronome. We’re going to see how he does tomorrow, and if he hasn’t improved I’ll call Dr. Crigger and make an appointment to have him evaluated and see what we should do next.

The Brit Has Done It Again

26 Sunday Feb 2023

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About a month or so ago our ancient treadmill conked out, much to my dismay but not to my surprise (it was at least 17 years old and the picture above was taken when we were still in the apartment). Since replacing it was simply not in the budget at this time and even a new motor would require saving up for a few month I’ve been making do with walking around the house in laps (I’ve gone outside a couple of times when the weather is nice). But spoiled first worlder that I am, I really missed my virtual walks through Vegas, New Orleans, London, et al on my iPad while I walked on the treadmill.

Cut to this afternoon when Lyndon asked me to come downstairs for a moment. He’d talked about checking out the treadmill motor, and lo, he had pulled the cowling off the front of the treadmill and had a voltimeter hooked up to the motor. “You know the normal sounds it makes—does this sound right to you?” he said as he hit the Start button.

The start-up beeps sounded and the belt started moving!!! Turns out that there’s a speed sensor that had gotten gunked up—when he pulled it off to examine it and plugged it back in, the treadmill started working again. There is a bit of a dragging noise but that’s the belt on the deck and I just need to lubricate that again.

I had vacuumed the entire motor area last year but there was new oily cat hair along the back bar so I got out the vacuumed and cleaned everything again, including the motor and all its connections. Tonight, I get to walk through Vegas again, whee!

My Brain Hates Me

23 Thursday Feb 2023

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There’s nothing quite as special as climbing into a perfectly clean bed that smells great, snuggling down to sleep … and suddenly your brain treats you to a 3-D presentation on all the things that could go disastrously wrong in the near future.

  • That weird bubbling sensation in your chest, could that be the beginning of a heart attack? (No, it was just me digesting the protein snack I’d had before bed.)
  • What happens if the Orange Idiot gets elected again? Why are so many idiots getting elected now?
  • That sore on your gum, could it be cancer?
  • Everything’s so expensive now, why aren’t you getting another contract job to help pay the bills?
  • Why haven’t you canceled the cable yet and combined your cell phone lines into the cheaper 55+ line (because it requires sitting on the phone for hours waiting to be helped and I Don’t Wanna)?
  • Why does the side of your left calf hurt every time you lie on your left side (I shall leave the solution of this problem to the reader)?
  • You need to learn more about marketing and promo if you want to become a really successful indie author—so when are you going to do that?
  • Where are you going to find the money to create your LLC?
  • The two of you really need a vacation, but how are you going to pay for it?
  • When the hell are you going to get Shifter Woods: Claw finished and published? On that topic, when are you going to finish formatting To My Muse and publishing it wide?

Needless to say, I woke up sandy-eyed and more than a little grumpy this morning, which was special.

Weather Change is Acomin’ In

22 Wednesday Feb 2023

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We’re catching just the very southernmost edge of Winter Storm Olive (and I am grateful for small favors), but now that I am a Woman of a Certain Age I can most definitely feel weather changes come in a few days before they hit. Quite apart from all my joints aching (still managed to wash the bedding and clear out the dead lantana from two flower beds, though, so go me), I’m just so bloody tired at the moment. I asked the Brit if we could forage for dinner tonight and he kindly went out and brought in a cooked chicken from the store, and I almost nodded off downstairs a couple of minutes ago. If my duvet wasn’t still in the dryer I think I’d give up and go to sleep right now.

And all we’re getting is a thirty degree temperature drop into the fifties and some rain. That’s nothing compared to what much of the rest of the country is catching. A friend of mine lives in Utah and posted pictures today of the ridiculous amount of snow outside her door (I am so grateful we’re not getting any of that).

And it’ll be back in the seventies here by next week. I ask you.

I Am Not Well

18 Saturday Feb 2023

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And I’m pretty sure this is due to some hellacious allergens out there at the moment since other people in the metroplex are complaining and I’m not showing symptoms of anything else. I do feel completely wiped out, however, and the Brit said I was somewhat hot and not in the sexy way.

So basically I slept in, then when I did get up (because unless I am just this side of Death’s door I can’t stay in bed any longer than ten hours) I relaxed for the rest of the day while the Brit headed off to his D&D game. I didn’t even install the new piston in the main bathroom toilet yet. And yes, it’s called a piston—it’s a Kohler toilet with complicated flushing dingies but they laaaaaaast. The piston will literally take a minute to install, but I want a clear head to do this (and to not feel like passing out if I’m bent over for longer than thirty seconds).

I’m hoping that this will clear up by tomorrow because 1) I have stuff to do and 2) the weather for next week is literally going to go up and down thirty degrees over a handful of days, plus there will be A Lot of Rain. I would prefer it if my sinuses were behaving themselves while all that nonsense is going on.

That Was Fast

16 Thursday Feb 2023

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Much to my surprise I got a text from the accountant this morning saying that the tax return was ready and I could go back out there to sign it and pay for the service. So I did, which completes my scheduled road trips out to the back of beyond.

Unsurprisingly our return was minimal (mainly due to the money we took out of the IRA for my knee surgery) but at least it was a return and pretty much covers the CPA fee so I’m grateful for small favors. Another writer I know said that she owes big time this year, so not going to complain.

In other news we have a medium-high pollen count here in the clavicle of Texas at the moment and one of the biggest offenders is cedar, which is absolutely kicking my ass. I was sitting here earlier trying to write and the screen was blurring so badly I had to go lie down and hope that my eyes would get it together long enough for me to get my word quota done. My sinuses are also aching and I need to puck up some more lotradine, which works for short periods for me.

The worst part, however, is the gummy head. I know I have a bunch of stuff to get finished this week, as well as a bunch of stuff that needs to be done over the weekend, and it feels like I’m trying to think with a saturated kitchen sink sponge. No bueno. On the upside, however, I got the rest of these sunflower motifs cut free from their surrounds (a LOT of work with a seam ripper) so I can finish this quilt top by next week, hopefully.

Yes, I Know, It’s Valentine’s Day

14 Tuesday Feb 2023

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To be honest, there were no grand romantic gestures here, but neither of us were in the mood for such gestures, nor do we need them. The Brit and I are ridiculously affectionate all year round so we don’t need an official day for those kind of activities. Also, flowers need to be put out of range of the J Crew which is problematic, and we already had chocolates. *shrug*

So today pretty much consisted of working, changing out J.J.’s peed-upon bedding, fetching Thai for dinner, and generally relaxing. We may go see Ant-Man: Quantumania this weekend, and we counted Sunday’s dinner at Lita’s as our dinner out so we did get some date night activities which was nice.

I See It’s Monday Again

13 Monday Feb 2023

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Mrgh. I got all of the numbers crunched for the taxes so as soon as we get Lyndon’s W2 I can fill out the accountant’s worksheet and run everything out to their office. Actually, I should have him log on and see if he can download a copy since we should have received it by now.

The fact that I’m getting all of this finished in February instead of my usual March or early April astounds me, frankly. I guess I’m serious about making 2023 run on rails.

In other news J.J. is still alive, still happy, and still peeing his bedding at least three times a day. We’ve also moved up to two sponge baths a day (mainly to clean his undercarriage and make sure he doesn’t develop any sores or irritation from the pee). He’s so lucky I love him.

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